gingermilkytea:

devildoll:

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

and like six hundred fictional characters

And famous people.

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

mutt-for-life:

WHAT IS THIS??? WHAT’S GOING ON????

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

afrogay:

long time no d

queermobile:

ugh

dampsandwich:

whenever someone harasses me on here i just send them an intimidating pic

puffwiggly:

THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER