i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
and like six hundred fictional characters
And famous people.
*throws confetti at you* be quiet
when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
WHAT IS THIS??? WHAT’S GOING ON????
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
whenever someone harasses me on here i just send them an intimidating pic
THIS IS THE BEST STATUS I’VE SEEN ON MY FACEBOOK NEWSFEED SINCE FOREVER